[I try to start my day writing 250 words on anything. I’ll post one every Tuesday until I run out of good ones.]Talk show host Stephen Colbert sometimes challenges his guests to take the “Colbert Questionert,” which he says is meant to reveal a person’s soul but is mostly for fun. Since Colbert’s final “Late Show” episode airs May 21, I will never get the opportunity to have him quiz me (as if I had a chance otherwise), so I’ll share my answers here.
His questions vary, but have included:
Best sandwich? Reuben, although I could make a case for classic grilled cheese.
First concert? In high school, I took my friend Andrea to see Victor Borge. We were nerds. He was great.
Scariest animal? The spiny candiru fish of the Amazon, which reputedly swims upstream into human urethras, although scientists say those claims are exaggerated.
Apples or oranges? I like both but if forced to choose: apples.
Cats or dogs? I have loved both but if forced to choose: dogs.
Earliest memory? I remember climbing out of my crib.
Exercise: worth it? Absolutely! That doesn’t mean I will do it.
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Apollo astronaut Dick Gordon signed a model of his command module for me. Generally, autographs don’t mean much to me. I’d rather have a conversation.
What happens when we die? I think we are the sum of the thoughts, personality, knowledge, and memories contained in our brains, and when our brains are gone, so are we. There's beauty in that.
Favorite action movie? “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”
More Colbert Questionert next week!
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