"You just woke up, how are you tired?" asked her husband, Jay.
"Maybe because I'm turning food into a human!" snapped Gloria.
I thought that was hilarious; I'd never heard it put like that before and it's exactly right. Turning food into a human. No chemistry lab or industrial plant on Earth can do it, yet it happens every day.
That's amazing! Alchemy! Transmutation! Everybody should be going up to pregnant women all day long and shouting, "You are doing the most incredible thing in the universe!"
Twice as impressive? Turning food into two humans. I've seen it myself. Twenty-six years ago, in fact.
Best day of my life and second-best isn't even close.
Happy Birthday, Girls. See you home for dinner!
|This plus even MORE food equals....|