Otis Frampton sent me a link to the little beauty below, which has me rethinking my home's entire interior design scheme:
Only $2199.99! Much less than you'd pay for any other piece of fine hand-crafted furniture!
(If you have to ask what it is, you're not a potential customer. The right people would sell a kidney for a chance to own a chair like that.)
The only problem I foresee is convincing my family to sit in a big circle around me while I bark out orders to them. I'm thinking that could only end in insubordination, if not outright mutiny.