Only $2199.99! Much less than you'd pay for any other piece of fine hand-crafted furniture!
(If you have to ask what it is, you're not a potential customer. The right people would sell a kidney for a chance to own a chair like that.)
The only problem I foresee is convincing my family to sit in a big circle around me while I bark out orders to them. I'm thinking that could only end in insubordination, if not outright mutiny.
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Oh, good Lord, I need one of those for the planetarium console. I'm sure our tech guys could even make the buttons do useful things.
You're better off without it, and I'm better off without mine. This vessel...I give... she takes. She won't permit me my life. I've got to live hers.
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