Notice how carefully I'm treading to avoid embarrassing anyone who might later find herself in a position to exact revenge.
Clicking on the thumbnail below should open a PDF large enough to read. I thought the writer, Zack Frederick, did a nice job. I'd only correct one misquote: in the middle of the second column, right next to my photo, I said "transistor," not "resistor." An understandable mistake, though not one I want any of my old Physics professors to see.
I think I need to put my kids on the publicity payroll.